Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him. It was a different elephant.

HAHA! That man is hilarious.

The man in charge of cleaning up behind the elephants at the circus was asked, "Why don't you quit this job and get one that isn't so smelly?"

The circus man replied, "What, and give up show business?"

Haha yes he is, so are you charliepapa, you bring this humour into the forum and we all love it, keep them on coming, you do a great job

LOL!

I heard a version of that but aviation style!

The man in charge of emptying the sewerage in planes was asked, "Why don't you quit this job and get one that isn't so smelly?"

The man replied, "What, and give up aviation?"

Heck if someone said to me I could work with planes and get paid, but I had to empty the sweage tanks, I'd give it a try. Eventually I'd get promoted to chairman of the ICAO maybe. hehe

Managing Director of Sewerage menouvers.. or something like that

Hehe. You and your little cardbox box desk.

Lav driver, Honey Bucket, Poo Manchoo, Lavatory Waste Manager... all the same. But who the heck is "A Tommy Cooper"????

A Tommy Cooper, as in a Tommy Cooper joke, as in the comedian who died on stage and wore a fez?

Never heard of him. Must be Brit thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU9PWCqEdPE...=tommy%20cooper