Aviation jokes (If U have one, put it here) Options

[Ford Freak]

There's nothing like a good laugh once in a while so I thought this would be a good idea.

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They’re getting a little impatient, but the airport staff has assured them that the pilots will be here soon, and the flight will take off immediately after they arrive. The entrance opens, and two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle; both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin—but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all going to die.”

[glnflwrs]

COCKPIT RULES

The PILOT always makes THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the Pilot suspects the that the CO-PILOT knows all THE RULES, he must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

The PILOT is never wrong.

If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.

The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing a misunderstanding.

The Pilot may change his mind at any time.

The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the Pilot.

The PILOT has every right to be angry and/or upset at any time.

The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless the PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.

The PILOT is ready when he is ready. The CO-Pilot must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

A CO-PILOT who doesn’t abide by THE RULES is grounded.

:lol: :D