I`ll Give You A B, A is rarely awarded. Options

[Fast Jet]

DAY 1 Pilot 1

Well done: I`ll give you a B.

"Whaddaya mean a B - I did everything right and did all the paperwork well, why can`t I have an A?"

I never give A`s - but you can have a B, well done!

" Thats typical - I WORKED FOR THAT!! WHY CAN`T I HAVE AN A?!"

Ok, I`ll give you a C+.

"C+?! What happened to the B, oh powerful one!!"

You`ll get a C!! and if you don`t stop irritating me I`ll give you a D!
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DAY 2 Pilot 2

Ok, nice one - I`ll give you a C+

"C+!? - you`re kidding - you are only doing that `cos I dated your ex wife!!!

No, I am giving you a C+ because to give you a D- would look suspicious!

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DAY 3 Pilot 3

Well, done. . .I`ll give you a B.

"A `B`? Why a B? I was asleep the whole time!!"

Well, compared to your last performance - that was a distinct improvement!

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DAY 4 Pilot 4

That`s it all ok, I`ll give you a C.

"Why a C!? - I worked really hard, I made no mistakes and now you`re giving me a C?! I thought we worked well together?! Hmm?"

Believe me, If I gave you a B+ which you deserve, the fact that you are blonde, blue eyed - beautifully gorgeous, voluptuous and well, an absolute goddess - no-one would believe us - so I have to give you a C. sorreeee.
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DAY 5 Pilot 5

Fine well done, I think that warrants a nice B!

"B?! B?! Why did you give me a B??! That was the worst performance of my life, I messed up big time, how come a B?!

Because, I was asleep - so lets call it a C- then, thank you for the tip-off.

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[ChillSpiller]

Hehe, nice one. You can never make it right, I guess.

[Fast Jet]

Hehe, nice one. You can never make it right, I guess.

Thats right! you can never `get` it right.

[ChillSpiller]

Thats right! you can never `get` it right.

'get' it - got it

[Fast Jet]

'get' it - got it

Chill, if my German was a good as your English I would be very proud indeed!!

[ChillSpiller]

Chill, if my German was a good as your English I would be very proud indeed!!

Why thanks a lot you little apple polisher . Naa, just kidding. Just got to say that in order not to get red . But hey, please keep on correcting me. If no one tells me my mistakes I won't improve and there's always the chance of getting better.