A Christmas Joke., Once upon a time. . Options

[Fast Jet]

Three guys died on Christmas Eve, an Englishman an Irish man and a Scotsman.
The all go up to the Pearly Gates and there stands St.Peter.
"I am not letting either of you in unless you can show me something Christmassy" said St. Peter.
"Well, I`ve got some tinsel" said the Englishman. "Okay, you can go in" said St. Pete.
"I`ve got some holly" Said the Scotsman. "Okay you can go in too" said St. Pete.
"I`ve got this teeny weeny two piece bikini " said the Irish man. "What the heck has that got to do with Christmas!?!" shouted St. Pete. "They are Carol`s" said the Irish man.

[bluebird121]

I love it Fast Jet... It made me laugh and I am sure a lot more folk too..Here are some more jokes..enjoy!!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek !
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?
A dog ate him in the hall !
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party !
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream !
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
It went with a bang !
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !