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 May 13 2006, 12:39 AM
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President Bush, **I have a dirty mouth** Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and *Condoleeza* Rice were
flying on Air Force One. George looked at Rummy chuckled and said, "You know, I could
throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very
happy."
Rumsfeld shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Not to be outdone, Condie Rice announced, "I would do even better
than that..............I would throw two hundred five dollar bills out the
window, so twice as many people could enjoy the money".
Upon hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out
of the plane and make 156 million people very happy.
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May 13 2006, 06:08 AM
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QUOTE({DaRk} @ May 13 2006, 01:39 AM) [snapback]84410[/snapback] I could argue that you're a spammer, you're comment about the joke could be seen as spam.
Obviously, spam is when someone posts something for no reason, something that has no relevance and so on. He was clearly commenting on the joke and it is therefore not spam.
I doesn't matter how long a reply is or if it's even just an emoticon, as long as it is relevant it is not spam. never thought i'd see the day but yes dark i agree. Not sure if telling someone they found a great joke is spamming but what the hey! Frigin awsome, made my day!:)
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May 13 2006, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(Davister @ May 13 2006, 10:19 AM) [snapback]84445[/snapback] I think Bush has a 38% approval rating. That is the lowest of ALL former presidents. Wrong. Harry Truman (23%) Richard Nixon (24%) Jimmy Carter (28%) The elder George Bush (29%) Lyndon Johnson (35%) Gerald Ford (37%) Ronald Reagan (35%) Bill Clinton (37%)
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May 13 2006, 01:40 PM
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By the way, here's the original version of the joke:
Bill, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are flying on Kerry’s wife’s private jet.
Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”
Kerry says, “Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, ” Such bigshots back there … I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy.”
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Good find, you made my day, night, week!
I think Bush has a 38% approval rating. That is the lowest of ALL former presidents. Ergo, MOST Americans and virtually all of the rest of the world would like the joke. 
