DAY 1 Pilot 1
Well done: I`ll give you a B.
"Whaddaya mean a B - I did everything right and did all the paperwork well, why can`t I have an A?"
I never give A`s - but you can have a B, well done!
" Thats typical - I WORKED FOR THAT!! WHY CAN`T I HAVE AN A?!"
Ok, I`ll give you a C+.
"C+?! What happened to the B, oh powerful one!!"
You`ll get a C!! and if you don`t stop irritating me I`ll give you a D!
DAY 2 Pilot 2
Ok, nice one - I`ll give you a C+
"C+!? - you`re kidding - you are only doing that `cos I dated your ex wife!!!
No, I am giving you a C+ because to give you a D- would look suspicious!
DAY 3 Pilot 3
Well, done. . .I`ll give you a B.
"A `B`? Why a B? I was asleep the whole time!!"
Well, compared to your last performance - that was a distinct improvement!
DAY 4 Pilot 4
That`s it all ok, I`ll give you a C.
"Why a C!? - I worked really hard, I made no mistakes and now you`re giving me a C?! I thought we worked well together?! Hmm?"
Believe me, If I gave you a B+ which you deserve, the fact that you are blonde, blue eyed - beautifully gorgeous, voluptuous and well, an absolute goddess - no-one would believe us - so I have to give you a C. sorreeee.
DAY 5 Pilot 5
Fine well done, I think that warrants a nice B!
"B?! B?! Why did you give me a B??! That was the worst performance of my life, I messed up big time, how come a B?!
Because, I was asleep - so lets call it a C- then, thank you for the tip-off.